p0wned

I wizzle n gots mah nerd on at tha library last weekizzle. thats where i learned ta say "p0wned." Its some funky pusha speak.

I wiped tha floor wit that beyotch.

B-E-Double-Tizzy rizzle put up a good fight, but I was too off tha hook n I single handedly bizzy tizzy beyotch. Let it be known that anyone who dares challenge ninja ho on tha legitimacy of bra acquisition will not only git tha crizzay beat out T-H-to-tha-izzem, they wizzill also face ultimate humilizzles by way of mah Booty Call . It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

I will argue in this series tizzy there is thugz and, I dare say it, a conspiracy. Word has it tizzle Malishizzous Mile Heidis been talkin some S-H-to-tha-izzit `bout me, so I pizzle on find'n out `bout tizzy. Sum-m sum-m ain't fo'shizzle `bout thiznat girl.

Wizzle gonna fight on June 27th at tha Baseball Tavern here in B-dogg town. Miznark yo calendars.

xoxo

Ninja Ho