Ok, so i wizzy ta mah hometown, miami, this weekend cuz its a pimp thang. it was da shit--i gots ta see mah family, run around wit mah shawty cousins, see mah big cousin git married, n hizzay wit mah homies.
one thing tho; on tha flight ova, i was gett'n mah biznazz on n this flight attendant came out a nowhere n gots in mah face fo` being in tha lavatory fo` too long. i said, "sorry, but theres a dawg in there n i need ta git mah gizzy on." she was all like, "no wizzy ho, im cruisin' you out."
apprently she called malishizzous mile heidi n on tha next flight, all tha bathrooms were locked to increase tha peace.. . so of course, i wiznent ta fiznirst class. coz, serissously, where else am i gonna git mah swerve on n hizzle a glass of crystal. thiznen she kicked me out fiznirst class. listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. i gots more class on mah shawty finga than thiznat entire plane put pimp.
june 27th. baseball tavern.
im bringin sexy bizzack, yo.
xoxo
ninja ho
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