ninja ho on a plane, byatch

Ok, so i wizzy ta mah hometown, miami, this weekend cuz its a pimp thang. it was da shit--i gots ta see mah family, run around wit mah shawty cousins, see mah big cousin git married, n hizzay wit mah homies.

one thing tho; on tha flight ova, i was gett'n mah biznazz on n this flight attendant came out a nowhere n gots in mah face fo` being in tha lavatory fo` too long. i said, "sorry, but theres a dawg in there n i need ta git mah gizzy on." she was all like, "no wizzy ho, im cruisin' you out."

apprently she called malishizzous mile heidi n on tha next flight, all tha bathrooms were locked to increase tha peace.. . so of course, i wiznent ta fiznirst class. coz, serissously, where else am i gonna git mah swerve on n hizzle a glass of crystal. thiznen she kicked me out fiznirst class. listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. i gots more class on mah shawty finga than thiznat entire plane put pimp.

june 27th. baseball tavern.
im bringin sexy bizzack, yo.

xoxo
ninja ho

why u be hatin

sereoussily

why u be hatin?
why u gotta be all like, "ninja ho, yo nailz is stank!"
why u gotta knock my bootay
why u wanna wank all ova my chickin wangs?

all the haterz

they wants what they ain't got
they wants my flava
an they will meet my fist of magik

p0wned

I wizzle n gots mah nerd on at tha library last weekizzle. thats where i learned ta say "p0wned." Its some funky pusha speak.

I wiped tha floor wit that beyotch.

B-E-Double-Tizzy rizzle put up a good fight, but I was too off tha hook n I single handedly bizzy tizzy beyotch. Let it be known that anyone who dares challenge ninja ho on tha legitimacy of bra acquisition will not only git tha crizzay beat out T-H-to-tha-izzem, they wizzill also face ultimate humilizzles by way of mah Booty Call . It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

I will argue in this series tizzy there is thugz and, I dare say it, a conspiracy. Word has it tizzle Malishizzous Mile Heidis been talkin some S-H-to-tha-izzit `bout me, so I pizzle on find'n out `bout tizzy. Sum-m sum-m ain't fo'shizzle `bout thiznat girl.

Wizzle gonna fight on June 27th at tha Baseball Tavern here in B-dogg town. Miznark yo calendars.

xoxo

Ninja Ho