badonkadonk

2010-03-02T11:15:00.000-08:00

jus' realized that i've neglected this thing for 3 years.

dis unforgivable. s'rry

been workin on some sweet projects that will be revealed in da next couple o' months.

meanwhile, you can go to my twitter
http://twitter.com/ninja_ho

or to our FB page
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/BLOWW/260212859799?ref=ts

gonna work it out

xoxo
Ninja Ho

BOOYAH

2007-06-20T18:07:00.000-07:00

malicious mizziles heidi, your ass iz mine!!!!

ninja ho on a plane, byatch

2007-05-30T20:03:00.000-07:00

Ok, so i wizzy ta mah hometown, miami, this weekend cuz its a pimp thang. it was da shit--i gots ta see mah family, run around wit mah shawty cousins, see mah big cousin git married, n hizzay wit mah homies.

one thing tho; on tha flight ova, i was gett'n mah biznazz on n this flight attendant came out a nowhere n gots in mah face fo` being in tha lavatory fo` too long. i said, "sorry, but theres a dawg in there n i need ta git mah gizzy on." she was all like, "no wizzy ho, im cruisin' you out."

apprently she called malishizzous mile heidi n on tha next flight, all tha bathrooms were locked to increase tha peace.. . so of course, i wiznent ta fiznirst class. coz, serissously, where else am i gonna git mah swerve on n hizzle a glass of crystal. thiznen she kicked me out fiznirst class. listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. i gots more class on mah shawty finga than thiznat entire plane put pimp.

june 27th. baseball tavern.
im bringin sexy bizzack, yo.

xoxo
ninja ho

why u be hatin

2007-05-17T18:19:00.000-07:00

sereoussily

why u be hatin?
why u gotta be all like, "ninja ho, yo nailz is stank!"
why u gotta knock my bootay
why u wanna wank all ova my chickin wangs?

all the haterz

they wants what they ain't got
they wants my flava
an they will meet my fist of magik

p0wned

2007-05-15T19:01:00.000-07:00

I wizzle n gots mah nerd on at tha library last weekizzle. thats where i learned ta say "p0wned." Its some funky pusha speak.

I wiped tha floor wit that beyotch.

B-E-Double-Tizzy rizzle put up a good fight, but I was too off tha hook n I single handedly bizzy tizzy beyotch. Let it be known that anyone who dares challenge ninja ho on tha legitimacy of bra acquisition will not only git tha crizzay beat out T-H-to-tha-izzem, they wizzill also face ultimate humilizzles by way of mah Booty Call . It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

I will argue in this series tizzy there is thugz and, I dare say it, a conspiracy. Word has it tizzle Malishizzous Mile Heidis been talkin some S-H-to-tha-izzit `bout me, so I pizzle on find'n out `bout tizzy. Sum-m sum-m ain't fo'shizzle `bout thiznat girl.

Wizzle gonna fight on June 27th at tha Baseball Tavern here in B-dogg town. Miznark yo calendars.

xoxo

Ninja Ho

Smackdown

2007-04-30T15:34:00.000-07:00

yo yo yo

i be here kickin it wit my fave b-boy mad cat, capn mo. we's watchin us some WB and eatin chickin wangs, celebratin our stint at the Boston MS Walk. much love to all my bitches who came out to represent and support those who are illin.

i got some beef wit some ho. we gotta figure dis out, cause its givin me some mad grief. FOR DA RECORD, i did not steal that bra. i was all doin my skeet skeet along the floor of the tj maxx like i usually do on saturdays before i get my swerve on and i saw the bra, i ain't seen nobody around and i grabbed it. that ho is just tryin to start some shit but i ain't be hearin that, i'm hard core yo, and i'mma fight till my knuckles match my underwear. so you better check yo self, BETTY RAGE, before i wreck yo self. hold up, cause i'm about to get my respect:

BOSTON LEAGUE OF WOMEN WRESTERLERS
HARPER'S FERRY • ALLSTON, MA • $8 • 9PM
WITH SASQUATCH AND THE SICKABILLIES + THE TRASH BOYS

xoxo

Ninja Ho